Here, I will translate:
Yes indeed. Those white squares on the kitchen floor are the PERFECT canvas for his artistic genius. This happened under Papa's watch, not mine. Being the wonderful husband that he is (he totally knew I would want this documented) he kindly took a photo first before cleaning it up.
Did you know that dry erase markers wipe off linoleum floors quite nicely?
Did you know that they don't wipe off from walls AT ALL?
I'll spare you the real photo because it was dark and it sucks. But this is precisely what the wall looks like:
And so we'll have to repaint the wall. Which we will do just as soon as... Never. Or perhaps if we someday sell our house the new owners will take care of it. (UPDATE 2016: that is exactly what happened.)
Full disclosure: this story isn't the point of this post. The point of this post is to tell you that after several people pestered me, I started a Parenting. Illustrated with Crappy Pictures page on Facebook to keep it all in one place and separate than this blog which is more of a mish mosh of stuff. So, uh, "like it" if you do that sort of thing.
I felt bad just writing a post talking about the facebook thing and saying "Hey, like my stuff!" so I was quite pleased when my little one ruined the wall and kitchen floor. Blog fodder! I can work with this!
What have your little ones drawn on lately?
Wait! I'm moving these posts over to Crappy Pictures, and closing comments here, so head over there!